Real sign: told “Monsters” is Afrikaans for “specimens” but I’m wondering if we haven’t stumbled into some RSA Roswell
Peter Mandelson in the designeriest of designer specs – now THAT’S a look
@nemelle Hurrah! Proof that it has arrived in Norfolk. Please thank her her much
“Best Gay Bar In The World”? That’s quite a proud boast …
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Phew! Production changed their mind: it’s now ok to tweet pics of myself in divine form. Here I am in my dressing-room
